I miss the Smurfs
That's all. I used to love that shit when I was a kid. I was so damned innocent. In fact, my post will be in Smurfy blue today to honor my 3 apples high amigos.
Never into the Barbie thing. You couldn't fucking change her clothes with out it being this huge, difficult, motor skills testing ordeal. I usually gave up and left the bitch naked in my closet. Hmmm.... my parents probably REALLY worried about me. Naked dolls in my closet and all.
But I did like Strawberry Shortcake - but only because her shit smelled gooooood. Like crack. I would just sit in my room snorting the scent outta her hair. But other than that, she wasn't too interesting to me. Too many freckles and strawberry print aprons for my taste.
But the the Smurfs they were great. There was Smurfette, who started out as a bitch, but then she was nice. Like me. There was Handy Smurf and Vanity, who I think were both gay and had something going on. No biggie, just, why you gotta hide it? Smurfy love is ok by me. There was Sleepy Smurf (I think that was his name) who really was just was smart enough to fake that he had Chronic Fatigue Syndrome so he didn't have to go out and pick berries with the rest of the white panted fools.
So nice. How great that they had a cartoon where everyone only wore pants. No tops, just pants. The gay Smurfs were in heaven. Handy and Vanity musta had perpetual hard-ons....
Whatever. I loved them. They were Smurfy. No, they were Smurfalicous!
This post is a shout out to my homie Bobby who beat me to the punch some time back and discussed them as well. Check it out.... it is Smurfy. Go visit and tell him I said "Hi".
Side note on blog spell check:
Smurf = sunroof (wtf?)
Fucking = bucking (I guess that's close)
Hmmm= Hammy (what is 'hammy' exactly?)
Never into the Barbie thing. You couldn't fucking change her clothes with out it being this huge, difficult, motor skills testing ordeal. I usually gave up and left the bitch naked in my closet. Hmmm.... my parents probably REALLY worried about me. Naked dolls in my closet and all.
But I did like Strawberry Shortcake - but only because her shit smelled gooooood. Like crack. I would just sit in my room snorting the scent outta her hair. But other than that, she wasn't too interesting to me. Too many freckles and strawberry print aprons for my taste.
But the the Smurfs they were great. There was Smurfette, who started out as a bitch, but then she was nice. Like me. There was Handy Smurf and Vanity, who I think were both gay and had something going on. No biggie, just, why you gotta hide it? Smurfy love is ok by me. There was Sleepy Smurf (I think that was his name) who really was just was smart enough to fake that he had Chronic Fatigue Syndrome so he didn't have to go out and pick berries with the rest of the white panted fools.
So nice. How great that they had a cartoon where everyone only wore pants. No tops, just pants. The gay Smurfs were in heaven. Handy and Vanity musta had perpetual hard-ons....
Whatever. I loved them. They were Smurfy. No, they were Smurfalicous!
This post is a shout out to my homie Bobby who beat me to the punch some time back and discussed them as well. Check it out.... it is Smurfy. Go visit and tell him I said "Hi".
Side note on blog spell check:
Smurf = sunroof (wtf?)
Fucking = bucking (I guess that's close)
Hmmm= Hammy (what is 'hammy' exactly?)
posted by Anna at
8:55 AM
24 Comments:
No offense I hated the smurfs. I was a little to old I suppose when they came out so to me they were just an annoying cartoon that my younger brother watched as I tried to listen to AC/DC and Zepplin
I always thought that smurf was the equivalent of "fuck." What other word can you use as a noun, verb, adverd, and adjective? Only "smurf" and "fuck" to my knowledge.
The smurfs kicked ass. I think I still have one of the smurf albums, a full length vinyl of them singing cheesy songs in their great smurfy voices. Oh man...
I was totally into the barbies, although I remember trying to cut their hair shorter but it would end up standing straight and looking stupid so I'd have to make them bald. Aaaanyway. Smurfs rock.
Meg - I had an album too. It had a song called "Smurfing Land" on it....wtf? I loved the song - used to re-play it. Holy shit- I am a loser.
My sister had a Smurfs cassette!! I remember a song called "In the Smurfing Summertime". Occasionally I get it in my head and it stays there for days.
My sister was the Smurfs Queen. She had shoe boxes full of the little blue fucks. And the little mushroom houses. I was more of a Barbie fan. Oh she had Barbies too, but they were all naked in her closet. Hmmm...are we related?
Heather? Is that you? Are you writing under the name Anna!?? Cuz if you are I'll kick your ass for making fun of blogging all this time. Bitch.
Anyway, Anna - if that's your real name - thanks for the trip down the little blue Memory Lane.
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omg i loved the smurfs too. and i fucking hate spell check. the Microsoft word one is annoying. it suggests alternatives to things that dont' need a suggestion. and then the suggestion doesn't even make sense with the rest of the sentence...if that makes sense.
I got some old pictures of me the other night from a Christmas long ago, and I had like, 30 Smurfs sitting around me as I was opening my presents.
(Real little Smurf figures, not imagined ones.)
I guess I liked Smurfs even more than I had thought.
Never mind Barbie's boobs--her freakin HANDS got stuck in the sleeves all the time! And who stands tippy-toe all the time? A stupid bimbo, that's who. Or a ballerina, which is the exact opposite.
oh, got going on Barbie and forgot to say...loved Smurfs. And Gargamel.
I am not sure where or when it happened in the series, but Gargamel changed his reasoning for chasing the smurfs. He started out wanting the smurfs for a spell that turned straw into gold, and then he just wanted to make them into a stew. That Gargamel was a complex character.
I dunno,,,the WHOLE time the Smurfs were on, I kept wondering "how do they procreate?"
My parents never bought me a Barbie. Then I realized I hated the bitch anyway. Naked in the closet? Better than she deserves!!
It's obvious: Smurfette was the queen. The others were drones, forced to instinctually do her bidding.
I think Strawberry Shortcake smelled delish. I loved to sniff her hair,now that I think about it that's just weird.
couple of things:
i fucking loved rainbow bright when i was growing up. i had her sheets and her whole damn line. i was convinced that punky brewster was a real life rainbow bright.
secondly, i used to love the smurfs, too... until that episode where the evil smurfs would bite each other on the tail and then turn purple... that scared the living shit out of me and i had to stop watching the show all together!
Nytro - You are totally right. I too was CONVINCED that Rainbow Bright was Punky Brewster in cartoon form, then that damn Punky Brewster cartoon came on and totally rocked my world. Shook me to the core... turned my world upside down. Never really got over it. I am left wondering still, where the hell DID Rainbow Bright come from then? Sheesh.
hey! what was the name of yohan's horse? those human friends of the smurfs? remember yohan and peewee? peewee had a goat called biquette but for the life of me I can't remember the name of the damn horse!
(giggle)
so, if "smurf" is a verb... What the fuck does it mean?
Just think of your favorite romantic song and replace words like "kiss" or "love" with the word "smurf." It just sounds so nasty.
Yo, what about my little pony, does anyone remember that?
I was totally in love with the Fraggle Rock show. I had books and toys and always watched the show! That show ROCKED!
You totally forgot Papa Smurf! Who's your daddy? I know who mine is!
Smurfette had a shirt. How is that even resembling any sorts of fair. She shoulda been topless too.
Gargamel. Forgot about him. I liked his cat Ariel. :-D
the cat was azrael. ariel was the little mermaid. ;)
God, i am a dork
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