Funny
This is an email my husband received after his blissful trip to Vegas. It is from one of our dear friends, about one our dear friends. Please note I was too lazy to adjust any mistypes and misspells, I know at least ONE of you (Allison) will bitch if I do not point that out.
Here goes:
Thought I would just send out a quick POP Quiz to see how much you all remember about the weekend.
Its only one question:
1. Which of the following happened to our friend we shall call "Head" this weekend?
a. Fell under the table at Club Tryst
b. Puked out the window of a cab
c. Puked out the window of a second cab
d. Got kicked out of a cab who's ride was less than three blocks
e. Was surrounded by 15 girls taking pictures of him while propped up in front of Ceasars drunk and basically unconscious
f. Needed to be wheeled through Ceasars casino in a wheelchair.
g. Got more sleep during a bachelor party in Vegas than at home.
h. Never saw 1am.
i. Remembers none of this.
Answer: trick question, it is all of the above.
Best thing? Most of the items listed, happened on the same night. Within a 2 hour period. Nice.
Here goes:
Thought I would just send out a quick POP Quiz to see how much you all remember about the weekend.
Its only one question:
1. Which of the following happened to our friend we shall call "Head" this weekend?
a. Fell under the table at Club Tryst
b. Puked out the window of a cab
c. Puked out the window of a second cab
d. Got kicked out of a cab who's ride was less than three blocks
e. Was surrounded by 15 girls taking pictures of him while propped up in front of Ceasars drunk and basically unconscious
f. Needed to be wheeled through Ceasars casino in a wheelchair.
g. Got more sleep during a bachelor party in Vegas than at home.
h. Never saw 1am.
i. Remembers none of this.
Answer: trick question, it is all of the above.
Best thing? Most of the items listed, happened on the same night. Within a 2 hour period. Nice.
posted by Anna at
7:48 PM
6 Comments:
Awesome, but when I saw "POP quiz", in my head, I spelled out P.O.P. and spent the next 10 or 15 seconds wondering what it stood for.
I'm a little daft that way.
PS - Baseball freak that I am, I have to love my wv: hithr. C'mon Yanks! Hit a homer!
See, I told you he was asleep at 11:30pm! What a drunken moron. So glad I missed all of that.
I KNOW he was asleep. I was called as he was being put to bed. NICE.
Fanfuckingtastic. At least he couldn't get into much trouble that way.
Side note on what the pop quiz forgot to mention: Before he fell under the table, he did order 8 shots of Patron to go around the table like he was being comped a suite. Oh and by the way; he didn't have any money on him...... The Mexican had to pay for it! I can't wait for those pictures to come out in Maxim - - uh boy
Should be shot for ordering crap tequila like Patron anyway.
So much better stuff out there...so much better.
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