I really wish I had his job. I would love to host the Bullshit series. Coolest job ever. Here is one of my faves on bottled water. Sit down. Pop some popcorn. Fill a tasty glass of tap water and enjoy.
I live for sushi and naps. I love my sleep - it's my one true love.
I have curly hair. I fucking hate it. Don't say it's pretty. I will cut you if you do.
I hate people. As outspoken and entertaining as I am in person, I hate people. If you see me on the street - don't talk to me. I will smile and pretend to listen and the whole time I will be hoping you somehow will lose your gravitational grip on this planet and jettison out to space before my eyes. Yes. I mean it. If you are reading this and you are a person - you bug me.
There you go. Now go make something of yourself.
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